{"id":2056,"date":"2011-09-30T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2056\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/no-undies\/"},"modified":"2011-09-24T13:38:51","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T13:38:51","slug":"no-undies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2056\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/no-undies\/","title":{"rendered":"No undies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6113\" style=\"width: 429px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-dog-staring-at-thong-falling-woman.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6113\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6113\" title=\"funny-dog-staring-at-thong-falling-woman\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-dog-staring-at-thong-falling-woman.jpg\" alt=\"funny-dog-staring-at-thong-falling-woman\" width=\"419\" height=\"479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-dog-staring-at-thong-falling-woman.jpg 419w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-dog-staring-at-thong-falling-woman-262x300.jpg 262w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 419px) 100vw, 419px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6113\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why hide?Be proud of it. Even dog is interested in it.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The Englishman\u2019s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good God, woman! Why aren\u2019t you wearing any knickers?&#8221; her husband demanded. &#8220;Well, you don\u2019t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.&#8221; The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, &#8220;For the sake of decency, here\u2019s \uffe130. Go and buy yourself some underwear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Next, the Irishman\u2019s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You\u2019ve no knickers. Why not?&#8221; She replies, &#8220;I can\u2019t afford any on the money you give me.&#8221; He reaches into his pocket and says, &#8220;For the sake of decency, here\u2019s \uffe120. 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