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The Irish guy says,”I am a fisherman, my Dad\u2019s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity.” So, with a blink of the Genie\u2019s eye “AlKaZoom” the oceans were teaming with fish.<\/p>\n

The English guy was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around England, protecting her,so that nothing will get in for all eternity. Again, with a blink of the Genie\u2019s eye “AlkaZoom – POOF” there was a huge wall around England.<\/p>\n

The Scot asks, “I\u2019m Please tell me more about this wall.”The Genie explains,”Well, it\u2019s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.”<\/p>\n

The Scot says, “Ach, fill it up with water.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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