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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question….<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
\no HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Why not? Don\u2019t you like being married?”
\no HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Then why wouldn\u2019t you remarry?”
\no HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I\u2019d get married again.”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
\no HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
\no HUSBAND: “Sure, it\u2019s a great house.”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
\no HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
\no HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
\no HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
\no HUSBAND: “No, I\u2019m sure she\u2019d want her own.”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?
\no HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?
\no HUSBAND: “No, she\u2019s left-handed.”<\/p>\n

* WIFE: \u2014 silence \u2014
\no HUSBAND: “****.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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