{"id":2052,"date":"2011-09-28T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2052\/top-10-list\/before-and-after-marriage\/"},"modified":"2011-09-24T13:06:29","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T13:06:29","slug":"before-and-after-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2052\/top-10-list\/before-and-after-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"Before and after marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6104\" style=\"width: 414px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/reality-sucks.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6104\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6104\" title=\"reality-sucks\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/reality-sucks.jpg\" alt=\"reality-sucks\" width=\"404\" height=\"497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/reality-sucks.jpg 404w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/reality-sucks-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 404px) 100vw, 404px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6104\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Reality sucks!<\/p><\/div>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Before marriage:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.<\/li>\n<li>She: Do you want me to leave?<\/li>\n<li>He: NO! Don\u2019t even think about it.<\/li>\n<li>She: Do you love me?<\/li>\n<li>He: Of course!<\/li>\n<li>She: Have you ever cheated on me?<\/li>\n<li>He: NO! Why you even asking?<\/li>\n<li>She: Will you kiss me?<\/li>\n<li>He: Yes!<\/li>\n<li>She: Will you hit me?<\/li>\n<li>He: No way! I\u2019m not such kind of person!<\/li>\n<li>She: Can I trust you?<\/li>\n<li>He: Yes.<\/li>\n<li>She: Darling!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>After Marriage:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Now read this from bottom to top.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2052\/top-10-list\/before-and-after-marriage\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Before marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don\u2019t even think about it. She: Do you love me? 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She: Have you ever cheated on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2052\/top-10-list\/before-and-after-marriage\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,21,20],"tags":[53,276,76,144,54],"class_list":["post-2052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","category-top-10-list","tag-husband","tag-kiss","tag-marriage","tag-top-10-list-2","tag-wife"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Before and after marriage -Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2052\/top-10-list\/before-and-after-marriage\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Before and after marriage -Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Before marriage: He: Yes. 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