{"id":2042,"date":"2011-09-28T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2042\/people-jokes\/daytime-television\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T03:05:09","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T03:05:09","slug":"daytime-television","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2042\/people-jokes\/daytime-television\/","title":{"rendered":"Daytime television"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6094\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-sale-sign-save-10.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6094\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6094\" title=\"funny-sale-sign-save-10\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-sale-sign-save-10.jpg\" alt=\"funny-sale-sign-save-10\" width=\"450\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-sale-sign-save-10.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-sale-sign-save-10-300x242.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6094\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Genuine sale<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. &#8220;Do you watch much television here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only the daytime shows,&#8221; the inmate said. &#8220;At night we\u2019re locked in our cells and don\u2019t see any television.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That\u2019s too bad,&#8221; the reporter said, &#8220;But I do think it is nice that the warden lets you watch it in the daytime.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you mean, nice?&#8221; the inmate said. &#8220;<strong>That\u2019s part of the punishment<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2042\/people-jokes\/daytime-television\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. &#8220;Do you watch much television here?&#8221; &#8220;Only the daytime shows,&#8221; the inmate said. &#8220;At night we\u2019re locked in our cells and don\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2042\/people-jokes\/daytime-television\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18,3],"tags":[520,989,387,990],"class_list":["post-2042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-office-jokes","category-people-jokes","tag-prison","tag-reporter-newspaper","tag-tv","tag-warden"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - 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