{"id":2041,"date":"2014-03-17T14:06:35","date_gmt":"2014-03-17T14:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2041\/campus-jokes\/the-right-choice\/"},"modified":"2014-03-17T12:14:20","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T12:14:20","slug":"the-right-choice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2041\/campus-jokes\/the-right-choice\/","title":{"rendered":"The right choice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 16-year-old brother, Ryan, was out late with friends one night. 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