{"id":2040,"date":"2011-09-27T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2040\/animal-jokes\/papa-bear\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T03:00:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T03:00:02","slug":"papa-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2040\/animal-jokes\/papa-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Papa bear"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6092\" style=\"width: 504px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-sleeping-baby.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6092\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6092\" title=\"funny-sleeping-baby\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-sleeping-baby.jpg\" alt=\"funny-sleeping-baby\" width=\"494\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-sleeping-baby.jpg 494w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-sleeping-baby-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6092\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nice nap.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>My husband\u2019s cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service.<\/p>\n<p>They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears \u2014 one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb.<\/p>\n<p>When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine dress. \u201cSee, Connor?\u201d he explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. \u201cThat\u2019s Daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Connor\u2019s eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, \u201cYou used to be a bear?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2040\/animal-jokes\/papa-bear\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>My husband\u2019s cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. 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