{"id":2039,"date":"2013-02-15T07:54:20","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T07:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2039\/people-jokes\/dad%e2%80%99s-poem\/"},"modified":"2013-02-09T10:32:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-09T10:32:37","slug":"dad%e2%80%99s-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2039\/people-jokes\/dad%e2%80%99s-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad\u2019s poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6990\" alt=\"funny-boy-reading-playboy\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-boy-reading-playboy.jpg\" width=\"281\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-boy-reading-playboy.jpg 281w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-boy-reading-playboy-150x192.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 281px) 100vw, 281px\" \/>Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.<\/p>\n<p>The first boy says, \u2019My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The second boy says, \u2019That\u2019s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The third boy says, \u2019I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon&#8230; and it takes eight people to collect all the money!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2039\/people-jokes\/dad%e2%80%99s-poem\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. 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