{"id":2034,"date":"2013-10-22T04:52:47","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T04:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2034\/people-jokes\/great-uncle-george\/"},"modified":"2013-10-11T08:10:49","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T08:10:49","slug":"great-uncle-george","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2034\/people-jokes\/great-uncle-george\/","title":{"rendered":"Great-uncle George"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7296\" alt=\"Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket-400x265.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket-400x265.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Dmitry-Medvedev-got-faked-jacket.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>The Smith\u2019s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.<\/p>\n<p>They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose \u2014 how to handle that great-uncle George, who was executed in the electric chair.<\/p>\n<p>The author said he could handle the story tactfully.<\/p>\n<p>The book appeared. It said, &#8220;Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution, was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2034\/people-jokes\/great-uncle-george\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>The Smith\u2019s were proud of their family tradition. 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They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2034\/people-jokes\/great-uncle-george\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,12,3,14],"tags":[823,520],"class_list":["post-2034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-lawyer-jokes","category-people-jokes","category-politician-jokes","tag-execution","tag-prison"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Great-uncle George -Family Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2034\/people-jokes\/great-uncle-george\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Great-uncle George -Family Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The Smith\u2019s were proud of their family tradition. 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