{"id":2024,"date":"2012-07-13T04:39:53","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T04:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2024\/hospital-jokes\/good-news-and-bad-news\/"},"modified":"2012-07-01T07:38:53","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T07:38:53","slug":"good-news-and-bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2024\/hospital-jokes\/good-news-and-bad-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Good news and bad news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6986\" title=\"football babe\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/i-love-balls.jpg\" alt=\"football babe\" width=\"363\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/i-love-balls.jpg 363w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/i-love-balls-150x185.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 363px) 100vw, 363px\" \/>An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: &#8220;I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Patient: &#8220;Well, let me have the bad news first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: &#8220;You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Patient: &#8220;Oh no! 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In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2024\/hospital-jokes\/good-news-and-bad-news\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: &#8220;I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?&#8221; Patient: &#8220;Well, let me have the bad news first.&#8221; Doctor: &#8220;You have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2024\/hospital-jokes\/good-news-and-bad-news\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13,227],"tags":[546,155,547,541],"class_list":["post-2024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hospital-jokes","category-police-jokes","tag-bad-news","tag-doctor","tag-good-news","tag-medical-examination"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - 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