{"id":201,"date":"2012-05-29T10:24:06","date_gmt":"2012-05-29T10:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/201\/animal-jokes\/return-the-bird-dog\/"},"modified":"2012-05-26T14:58:32","modified_gmt":"2012-05-26T14:58:32","slug":"return-the-bird-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/201\/animal-jokes\/return-the-bird-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Return the bird dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6845\" title=\"funny-dog-trapped-in-tree\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-trapped-in-tree.jpg\" alt=\"funny-dog-trapped-in-tree\" width=\"385\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-trapped-in-tree.jpg 385w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-trapped-in-tree-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/>They had read that a bird dog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one.<\/p>\n<p>They asked for a well-trained bird dog, and got one. 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