{"id":2005,"date":"2012-07-15T09:14:03","date_gmt":"2012-07-15T09:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2005\/kids-jokes\/where-is-the-god\/"},"modified":"2012-07-01T07:48:44","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T07:48:44","slug":"where-is-the-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2005\/kids-jokes\/where-is-the-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Where is the God?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. 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