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\"funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom\"Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:<\/p>\n

\u2019Are you the owner?\u2019 The pharmacist answers yes.<\/p>\n

Says Jacob: \u2019We\u2019re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?\u2019<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: \u2019Of course we do.\u2019<\/p>\n

Jacob: \u2019How about medicine for circulation?\u2019 Pharmacist: \u2019All kinds.\u2019<\/p>\n

Jacob: \u2019Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? \u2019<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: \u2019Definitely.\u2019<\/p>\n

Jacob: \u2019How about Viagra?\u2019<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: \u2019Of course.\u2019<\/p>\n

Jacob: \u2019Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?\u2019<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: \u2019Yes, a large variety. The works.\u2019<\/p>\n

Jacob: \u2019What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson\u2019s disease?\u2019<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: \u2019Absolutely.\u2019<\/p>\n

Jacob: \u2019You sell wheelchairs and walkers?\u2019<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: \u2019All speeds and sizes.\u2019<\/p>\n

Jacob says to the pharmacist: \u2019We\u2019d like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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