{"id":2,"date":"2011-10-23T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2\/people-jokes\/tail-light-on-bike\/"},"modified":"2011-10-23T14:20:17","modified_gmt":"2011-10-23T14:20:17","slug":"tail-light-on-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2\/animal-jokes\/tail-light-on-bike\/","title":{"rendered":"Tail Light on Bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-and-puppet.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6227\" title=\"funny-dog-and-puppet\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-and-puppet-275x300.jpg\" alt=\"funny-dog-and-puppet\" width=\"275\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-and-puppet-275x300.jpg 275w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-and-puppet.jpg 491w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a>On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.<\/p>\n<p>The cop said to the kid, &#8220;Nice bike you&#8217;ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The kid said, &#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cop said, &#8220;Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike.&#8221; The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.<\/p>\n<p>The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, &#8220;By the way, that&#8217;s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Humoring the kid, the cop said, &#8220;Yeah, he sure did.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The kid said, &#8220;Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2\/animal-jokes\/tail-light-on-bike\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, &#8220;Nice bike you&#8217;ve got there. 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