{"id":1990,"date":"2012-09-10T09:44:43","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T09:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1990\/people-jokes\/stop-sign\/"},"modified":"2012-09-08T07:40:22","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T07:40:22","slug":"stop-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1990\/people-jokes\/stop-sign\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop sign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7143\" title=\"state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup1-400x485.jpg\" alt=\"state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup\" width=\"400\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup1-400x485.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup1-150x181.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup1.jpg 582w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver\u2019s window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; the man replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You failed to stop at the stop sign,&#8221; the cop explained.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I did slow down!&#8221; the guy argued. 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