{"id":1989,"date":"2012-09-11T07:43:49","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T07:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1989\/people-jokes\/vice-president\/"},"modified":"2012-09-08T07:50:30","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T07:50:30","slug":"vice-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1989\/people-jokes\/vice-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Vice President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7146\" title=\"arching-at-home-boost-boobs\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/arching-at-home-boost-boobs-400x299.jpg\" alt=\"arching-at-home-boost-boobs\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/arching-at-home-boost-boobs-400x299.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/arching-at-home-boost-boobs-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/arching-at-home-boost-boobs.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.<\/p>\n<p>Finally she couldn\u2019t take it any longer, and told him, &#8220;Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really?&#8221; he said. 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