{"id":1987,"date":"2012-09-12T05:39:53","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T05:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1987\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/buy-me-out\/"},"modified":"2012-09-08T08:02:35","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T08:02:35","slug":"buy-me-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1987\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/buy-me-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Buy me out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7148\" title=\"boy-and-sexy-model\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/boy-and-sexy-model-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"boy-and-sexy-model\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/boy-and-sexy-model-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/boy-and-sexy-model-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/boy-and-sexy-model.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>&#8220;I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,&#8221; said the man.&#8221;To show you how much we care for you, I\u2019m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. 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