{"id":1986,"date":"2012-09-12T22:38:33","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T22:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1986\/people-jokes\/i%e2%80%99m-the-boss\/"},"modified":"2012-09-08T08:06:03","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T08:06:03","slug":"i%e2%80%99m-the-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1986\/people-jokes\/i%e2%80%99m-the-boss\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m the Boss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7150\" title=\"I-rule-because-I-have-pussy\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/I-rule-because-I-have-pussy.jpg\" alt=\"I-rule-because-I-have-pussy\" width=\"290\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/I-rule-because-I-have-pussy.jpg 290w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/I-rule-because-I-have-pussy-150x182.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/>The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn\u2019t getting any respect. 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