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Just an illusion, not the breast.<\/p><\/div>\n

Checking the menu, Nigel, a restaurant customer, ordered a bowl of soup.<\/p>\n

After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called over to the waitress and said, \u2019It\u2019s all wet down here. The bowl must be cracked.\u2019<\/p>\n

The waitress said, \u2019You ordered the vegetable soup, didn\u2019t you?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2019Yes,\u2019 Nigel replied grimacing<\/p>\n

\u2019Well, maybe it has a leek in it!\u2019, suggested the waitress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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