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That's you should provide paper feedback form, although you never read them.<\/p><\/div>\n

A lady walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream.<\/p>\n

The clerk told the lady “Miss, we are all out of chocolate ice cream.”<\/p>\n

The lady says “Oh, okay. Give me a quart of chocolate ice cream.”<\/p>\n

The clerk says “Miss, I just told you we are all out of chocolate ice cream.”<\/p>\n

The lady says “Oh, okay. Give me a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.”<\/p>\n

The clerk had finally had it. He said “Miss, can you spell the van in vanilla?”<\/p>\n

The lady looked puzzled but answered “Yes, v a n.”<\/p>\n

The clerk said, “Very good. Now can you spell the straw in strawberry?”<\/p>\n

The lady still looked puzzled but answered “Yes, s t r a w.”<\/p>\n

The clerk said, “Very good. Now can you spell the fuck in chocolate?”<\/p>\n

The lady answered, “There aren\u2019t no fuck in chocolate.”<\/p>\n

The clerk replied, “That\u2019s what I\u2019v been trying to tell you!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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