{"id":1968,"date":"2013-01-22T10:27:47","date_gmt":"2013-01-22T10:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1968\/restaurant-jokes\/dead-mouse-in-the-hot-chile\/"},"modified":"2013-01-22T10:30:44","modified_gmt":"2013-01-22T10:30:44","slug":"dead-mouse-in-the-hot-chile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1968\/restaurant-jokes\/dead-mouse-in-the-hot-chile\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead mouse in the hot chile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7410\" alt=\"big-breast-helps\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/big-breast-helps-400x256.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/big-breast-helps-400x256.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/big-breast-helps-150x96.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/big-breast-helps.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A guy sits down in a Cafe\u2019 and asks for the hot chile.<\/p>\n<p>The waitress says, &#8220;The guy next to you got the last bowl.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He looks over and sees that the guy\u2019s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.<\/p>\n<p>He says, &#8220;Are you going to eat that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The other guy says, &#8220;No. Help yourself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He takes it and starts to eat it. 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