{"id":1967,"date":"2013-01-03T05:26:38","date_gmt":"2013-01-03T05:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1967\/restaurant-jokes\/honeymoon-spaghetti\/"},"modified":"2013-01-03T05:27:23","modified_gmt":"2013-01-03T05:27:23","slug":"honeymoon-spaghetti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1967\/restaurant-jokes\/honeymoon-spaghetti\/","title":{"rendered":"Honeymoon spaghetti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary\u2019s pussy.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6647\" alt=\"funny-man-and-woman-before-marriage\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-man-and-woman-before-marriage.jpg\" width=\"299\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-man-and-woman-before-marriage.jpg 299w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-man-and-woman-before-marriage-150x131.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/>The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. 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