{"id":1964,"date":"2011-09-26T06:47:12","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T06:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1964\/people-jokes\/rosebuds\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T02:48:29","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T02:48:29","slug":"rosebuds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1964\/people-jokes\/rosebuds\/","title":{"rendered":"Rosebuds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs dressed to go out to a party wearing a see through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother told her to go back up stairs and &#8220;dress decent.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The young woman said, &#8220;No, I want to show off my rosebuds&#8221; and went out the door.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6084\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/scooby-wow-sexy-girl.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6084\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6084\" title=\"scooby-wow-sexy-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/scooby-wow-sexy-girl.jpg\" alt=\"scooby-wow-sexy-girl\" width=\"500\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/scooby-wow-sexy-girl.jpg 500w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/scooby-wow-sexy-girl-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6084\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hot Scooby.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The next day the granddaughter came outside to find her grandmother on the porch wearing the see through blouse without a bra.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Grandmother!! 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