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\"dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws\"The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. “How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?”<\/p>\n

“Oh, mom, the baby won\u2019t eat, the washing machine is broke, I\u2019ve not been able to get out of the house to shop, I twisted my ankle and have been hobbling around. On top of that, the house is a mess and we\u2019re supposed to have two couples over for dinner tonight.”<\/p>\n

“Now dear, just stay calm. Sit down, relax, close your eyes, and I\u2019ll be over in 1\/2 hour. I\u2019ll do the shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I\u2019ll take care of the baby when I get there and call a repairman I know who\u2019ll get the washing machine fixed. In fact, I\u2019ll call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once.”<\/p>\n

“George? Who\u2019s George?”<\/p>\n

“Why, that\u2019s your husband, dear.”<\/p>\n

“Mom, I don\u2019t have a husband.”<\/p>\n

“Is this 234-5678?”<\/p>\n

“Uh, no, it\u2019s not. I think you have a wrong number.” The housewife paused. “Uhhh, does this mean you\u2019re not coming over?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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