{"id":1957,"date":"2012-08-20T18:16:03","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T18:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1957\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-got-an-%e2%80%99f%e2%80%99-in-sex\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T09:44:25","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T09:44:25","slug":"you-got-an-%e2%80%99f%e2%80%99-in-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1957\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-got-an-%e2%80%99f%e2%80%99-in-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"You got an \u2019F\u2019 in sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7101\" title=\"funny-kids-strip-dance-and-babies\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kids-strip-dance-and-babies-400x245.jpg\" alt=\"funny-kids-strip-dance-and-babies\" width=\"400\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kids-strip-dance-and-babies-400x245.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kids-strip-dance-and-babies-150x92.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kids-strip-dance-and-babies.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A little girl and her mother were out and about.<\/p>\n<p>Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, &#8220;Mommy, How old are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mother responded, &#8220;Honey, women don\u2019t talk about their age. 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