{"id":1953,"date":"2012-07-06T05:11:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-06T05:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1953\/campus-jokes\/drawing-god\/"},"modified":"2012-07-01T06:58:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T06:58:00","slug":"drawing-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1953\/campus-jokes\/drawing-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Drawing God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6960\" title=\"child-cheater-angry-child\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/child-cheater-angry-child-400x308.jpg\" alt=\"child-cheater-angry-child\" width=\"400\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/child-cheater-angry-child-400x308.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/child-cheater-angry-child-150x115.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/child-cheater-angry-child.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A Kindergarten teacher was walking around the classroom observing the students while they were drawing.<\/p>\n<p>Stopping at the desk of one little girl who was working hard on her drawing, the teacher asked what the girl was drawing.<\/p>\n<p>The girl replied, &#8220;I\u2019m drawing God.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The teacher paused and said, &#8220;But no one knows what God looks like.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, &#8220;They will in a minute.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1953\/campus-jokes\/drawing-god\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A Kindergarten teacher was walking around the classroom observing the students while they were drawing. 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