{"id":1952,"date":"2012-07-06T21:09:49","date_gmt":"2012-07-06T21:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1952\/campus-jokes\/blood-circulation\/"},"modified":"2012-07-01T07:01:26","modified_gmt":"2012-07-01T07:01:26","slug":"blood-circulation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1952\/campus-jokes\/blood-circulation\/","title":{"rendered":"Blood circulation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lesson about blood flow and circulation.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6962\" title=\"funny-kid-i-pad-DIY\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-kid-i-pad-myself2.jpg\" alt=\"funny-kid-i-pad-diy\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-kid-i-pad-myself2.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-kid-i-pad-myself2-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-kid-i-pad-myself2-400x533.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. 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