{"id":1945,"date":"2012-04-11T02:06:41","date_gmt":"2012-04-11T02:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1945\/people-jokes\/why-did-you-eat-him\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T13:53:35","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T13:53:35","slug":"why-did-you-eat-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1945\/people-jokes\/why-did-you-eat-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Why did you eat him?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"funny-kid-i-pad-myself\"A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor\u2019s office.<\/p>\n

He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”<\/p>\n

She replied, “I\u2019m having a baby.”<\/p>\n

With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”<\/p>\n

She answered, “He sure is.”<\/p>\n

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”<\/p>\n

She said, “Oh, yes. It\u2019s a real good baby.”<\/p>\n

With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, “Then why did you eat him?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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