{"id":1944,"date":"2012-04-10T11:05:10","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T11:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1944\/campus-jokes\/playing-violin\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T13:49:30","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T13:49:30","slug":"playing-violin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1944\/campus-jokes\/playing-violin\/","title":{"rendered":"Playing violin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6707\" title=\"dog-photo-and-cat-photobomb\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dog-photo-and-cat-bomb.jpg\" alt=\"dog-photo-and-cat-photobomb\" width=\"499\" height=\"635\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dog-photo-and-cat-bomb.jpg 499w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dog-photo-and-cat-bomb-150x190.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dog-photo-and-cat-bomb-400x509.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/>Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read.<\/p>\n<p>The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the screeching sounds, began to howl.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny\u2019s father listened to the dog and the violin for as long as he could.<\/p>\n<p>Then he jumped up, slammed his newspaper on the floor and yelled, &#8220;For God\u2019s sake, can\u2019t you play something the dog doesn\u2019t know?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1944\/campus-jokes\/playing-violin\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read. 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