{"id":1943,"date":"2013-06-04T05:04:07","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T05:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T05:08:57","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T05:08:57","slug":"sex-or-secs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex or secs"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"young-girls-in-disneyland\"An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.<\/p>\n

She asked him, “Daddy, what is Sex?”<\/p>\n

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.<\/p>\n

He proceeded to tell her all about the birds and the bees.<\/p>\n

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.<\/p>\n

The father asked her, “Why did you ask this question?”<\/p>\n

The little girl replied, “Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is Sex?” The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,42,21],"tags":[82,567,425,1339,154],"class_list":["post-1943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-kids-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","tag-dinner","tag-father","tag-girl","tag-seconds","tag-sex"],"yoast_head":"\nSex or secs -Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sex or secs -Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is Sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the birds and the bees. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2013-06-04T05:04:07+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"Sex or secs\",\"datePublished\":\"2013-06-04T05:04:07+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":115,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"dinner\",\"father\",\"girl\",\"seconds\",\"sex\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Family Jokes\",\"Kids Jokes\",\"Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/\",\"name\":\"Sex or secs -Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2013-06-04T05:04:07+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1943\\\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\\\/sex-or-secs\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Sex or secs\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Sex or secs -Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Sex or secs -Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, \"Daddy, what is Sex?\" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the birds and the bees. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, \"Why did you ask this question?\" The little girl replied, \"Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.\"","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2013-06-04T05:04:07+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"Sex or secs","datePublished":"2013-06-04T05:04:07+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/"},"wordCount":115,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg","keywords":["dinner","father","girl","seconds","sex"],"articleSection":["Family Jokes","Kids Jokes","Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/","name":"Sex or secs -Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg","datePublished":"2013-06-04T05:04:07+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/young-girls-in-disneyland-400x299.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1943\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/sex-or-secs\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Sex or secs"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1939,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1939\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-can-try-again\/","url_meta":{"origin":1943,"position":0},"title":"You can try again","author":"JokesLab","date":"May 27, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this \u2019news\u2019 to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, \"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!\"The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Family Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Family Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/family-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2-400x313.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1957,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1957\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-got-an-%e2%80%99f%e2%80%99-in-sex\/","url_meta":{"origin":1943,"position":1},"title":"You got an \u2019F\u2019 in sex","author":"JokesLab","date":"August 20, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, \"Mommy, How old are you?\" The mother responded, \"Honey, women don\u2019t talk about their age. You\u2019ll learn this as you get older.\" The girl then asked, \"Mommy, how much do you\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Kids Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Kids Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/kids-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-kids-strip-dance-and-babies","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kids-strip-dance-and-babies-400x245.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2145,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2145\/campus-jokes\/how-to-please-your-mother-with-your-girl-friend\/","url_meta":{"origin":1943,"position":2},"title":"How to please your mother with your girl friend?","author":"JokesLab","date":"October 20, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"\"What am I supposed to do?\" a young man looking to get married asked his friend. \"Every woman I bring home to meet my parents,my mother doesn\u2019t like.\" \"Oh, that\u2019s easy,\" his pal replied. \"All you have to do is find someone who\u2019s just like your mother.\" \"I did that\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Campus Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Campus Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/campus-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1127,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1127\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/last-name\/","url_meta":{"origin":1943,"position":3},"title":"Last name","author":"JokesLab","date":"February 28, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, \"How many children do you have?\" \"Ten,\" she replied. \"What are their names?\" he asked. \"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David,\" she answered. \"They're all named David?\" he asked\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Family Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Family Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/family-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-wedding-photo-seduce-the-bride","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-wedding-photo-seduce-the-bride.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":563,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/563\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/heavenly-reward\/","url_meta":{"origin":1943,"position":4},"title":"Heavenly Reward","author":"JokesLab","date":"November 8, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, \"I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure you tell the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Car Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Car Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/car-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"bikini-girl-on-beach","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girl-on-beach1.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":559,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/559\/people-jokes\/get-your-oil-changed\/","url_meta":{"origin":1943,"position":5},"title":"Get your oil changed","author":"JokesLab","date":"October 25, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy. The old man replied, \u201cThis old motor is still\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "American Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"American Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2-400x313.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}