{"id":1942,"date":"2013-05-30T05:02:07","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T05:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1942\/animal-jokes\/mother-in-law-2\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T04:55:53","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T04:55:53","slug":"mother-in-law-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1942\/animal-jokes\/mother-in-law-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother-in-law"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6195\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6195\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6195\" alt=\"funny-mating-giraffe-and-horse\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-mating-300x244.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-mating-300x244.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-mating.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-6195\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just like insane politicians.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him.<\/p>\n<p>As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly continued his milking.<\/p>\n<p>To everyone\u2019s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy, turned around and walked away .<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Weren\u2019t you afraid?&#8221;one of the workers asked the boy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not at all,&#8221; the boy replied. &#8220;<strong>I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1942\/animal-jokes\/mother-in-law-2\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. 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