{"id":1941,"date":"2013-05-26T08:00:42","date_gmt":"2013-05-26T08:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1941\/campus-jokes\/plus-sign\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T02:43:18","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T02:43:18","slug":"plus-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1941\/campus-jokes\/plus-sign\/","title":{"rendered":"Plus sign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7575\" alt=\"funny-kangaroo\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kangaroo-400x284.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kangaroo-400x284.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kangaroo-150x106.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-kangaroo.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.<\/p>\n<p>After the first day, the boy\u2019s parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a stern, focused and very determined expression on his face. He went straight past them, right to his room and quietly closed the door.<\/p>\n<p>For nearly two hours he toiled away in his room with math books strewn about his desk and the surrounding floor. He emerged long enough to eat, and after quickly cleaning his plate, went straight back to his room, closed the door and worked feverishly at his studies until bedtime.<\/p>\n<p>This pattern of behavior continued until it was time for the first quarter\u2019s report card. 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