{"id":1939,"date":"2013-05-27T04:56:55","date_gmt":"2013-05-27T04:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1939\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-can-try-again\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T04:36:14","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T04:36:14","slug":"you-can-try-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1939\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-can-try-again\/","title":{"rendered":"You can try again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7236\" alt=\"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2-400x313.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2-400x313.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2-150x117.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs2.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>Scared, she confides this \u2019news\u2019 to her mother.<\/p>\n<p>Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, &#8220;Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!&#8221;The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.<\/p>\n<p>Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.<\/p>\n<p>He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, tells them, &#8220;Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can\u2019t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I\u2019ll take responsibility. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man\u2019s shoulder and tells him, &#8220;<strong>You can try again!<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1939\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-can-try-again\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this \u2019news\u2019 to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, &#8220;Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!&#8221;The girl picks up the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1939\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-can-try-again\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,21,247],"tags":[774,567,425,76,495,476,407,496],"class_list":["post-1939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","category-texas-jokes","tag-boy","tag-father","tag-girl","tag-marriage","tag-miscarriage","tag-mother","tag-pregnant","tag-teenage"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>You can try again -Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1939\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/you-can-try-again\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"You can try again -Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. 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