{"id":1919,"date":"2011-09-25T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1919\/people-jokes\/an-experiment\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T02:28:50","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T02:28:50","slug":"an-experiment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1919\/people-jokes\/an-experiment\/","title":{"rendered":"An experiment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine\u2019s Day night and sees a beautiful woman at the bar.<\/p>\n<p>After a long struggle with his shyness, he finally managed to walk over to her and asked her politely,&#8221;Um, would you mind if I give you company?&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6081\" style=\"width: 272px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/most-wanted-valentines-day-gift.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6081\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6081\" title=\"most-wanted-valentines-day-gift\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/most-wanted-valentines-day-gift.jpg\" alt=\"most-wanted-valentines-day-gift\" width=\"262\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/most-wanted-valentines-day-gift.jpg 262w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/most-wanted-valentines-day-gift-222x300.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 262px) 100vw, 262px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6081\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">No woman will reject it<\/p><\/div>\n<p>She made a furious face and yelled at the top of her lungs, &#8220;How dare you asked me to sleep with you tonight?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Everyone in the pub started staring at the man who was completely embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p>After a few minutes, the woman walked over to him and apologized &#8211; &#8220;You see I am a student of psychology and studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. 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