{"id":1917,"date":"2011-09-25T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1917\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/just-three-words\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T02:21:17","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T02:21:17","slug":"just-three-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1917\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/just-three-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Just three words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub in a Valentine\u2019s day night.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6079\" style=\"width: 470px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-and-creative-bra-designs-japan.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6079\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6079\" title=\"funny-and-creative-bra-designs-japan\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-and-creative-bra-designs-japan.jpg\" alt=\"funny-and-creative-bra-designs-japan\" width=\"460\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-and-creative-bra-designs-japan.jpg 460w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-and-creative-bra-designs-japan-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-and-creative-bra-designs-japan-300x297.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6079\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Made in Japan.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. 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