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\"save-a-virgin-do-me-instead\"<\/a>

Bitch is bitch.<\/p><\/div>\n

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You\u2019re running around with other women,” she told her mate.<\/p>\n

“Eve, honey, you\u2019re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know you\u2019re the only woman on earth.”<\/p>\n

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.<\/p>\n

“What do you think you\u2019re doing?” Adam demanded.<\/p>\n

“Counting your ribs,” said Eve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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