{"id":1915,"date":"2011-09-24T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-24T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1915\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/valentine%e2%80%99s-day-dream\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T01:48:21","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T01:48:21","slug":"valentine%e2%80%99s-day-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1915\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/valentine%e2%80%99s-day-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine\u2019s day dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6075\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/photo-bomb-horse-face.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6075\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6075\" title=\"photo-bomb-horse-face\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/photo-bomb-horse-face.jpg\" alt=\"photo-bomb-horse-face\" width=\"400\" height=\"629\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/photo-bomb-horse-face.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/photo-bomb-horse-face-190x300.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6075\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Horse-wife<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. 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