{"id":1914,"date":"2011-09-23T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1914\/campus-jokes\/to-my-one-and-only-love\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T01:43:16","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T01:43:16","slug":"to-my-one-and-only-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1914\/campus-jokes\/to-my-one-and-only-love\/","title":{"rendered":"To my one and only love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine\u2019s Day, at a very smart jeweler\u2019s shop in Hatton Garden, London.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6072\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/valentine-day-gift-condom.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6072\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6072\" title=\"valentine-day-gift-condom\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/valentine-day-gift-condom.jpg\" alt=\"valentine-day-gift-condom\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/valentine-day-gift-condom.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/valentine-day-gift-condom-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6072\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The most practical V-day gift.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The jeweler inquired, \u2019Would you like your girlfriend\u2019s name engraved on it?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, \u2019No, instead engrave \u2019To my one and only love\u2019.\u2019 The jeweler smiled and said, \u2019Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, \u2019Not exactly romantic, but very practical. 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