{"id":1907,"date":"2011-09-21T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1907\/people-jokes\/a-spielberg-joke\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T01:17:32","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T01:17:32","slug":"a-spielberg-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1907\/people-jokes\/a-spielberg-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"A Spielberg joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6050\" style=\"width: 477px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-pose-fucked-by-the-bishop.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6050\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6050\" title=\"funny-pose-fucked-by-the-bishop\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-pose-fucked-by-the-bishop.jpg\" alt=\"funny-pose-fucked-by-the-bishop\" width=\"467\" height=\"523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-pose-fucked-by-the-bishop.jpg 467w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-pose-fucked-by-the-bishop-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6050\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">All Christian bitch dreams this.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A Chinese walks into a bar in America one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, &#8220;You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The astonished Chinese man replied, &#8220;It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese&#8221;. &#8220;Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you\u2019re all the same,&#8221; replied Spielberg.<\/p>\n<p>In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, &#8220;You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship&#8221;.Shocked! Spielberg replied , &#8220;It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Chinese replies, &#8220;<strong>Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you\u2019re all the same<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1907\/people-jokes\/a-spielberg-joke\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A Chinese walks into a bar in America one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. 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