{"id":1906,"date":"2011-09-21T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1906\/animal-jokes\/making-a-cake\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T01:09:48","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T01:09:48","slug":"making-a-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1906\/animal-jokes\/making-a-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"Making a cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A boy and his Chinese family went to the zoo, and they saw two monkeys having sex. 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He asked &#8220;What are they doing?&#8221; &#8220;Making a cake,&#8221; his parents replied.<\/p>\n<p>They all went to bed. In the morning, the boy went to his parents and said &#8220;<strong>Since you were making a cake last night, I went and licked all the icing off your bed<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1906\/animal-jokes\/making-a-cake\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A boy and his Chinese family went to the zoo, and they saw two monkeys having sex. 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