{"id":1904,"date":"2011-09-20T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1904\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/code-word-for-sex\/"},"modified":"2011-09-17T00:48:56","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T00:48:56","slug":"code-word-for-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1904\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/code-word-for-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Code word for sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6038\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/i-did-it.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6038\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6038\" title=\"i-fucked-you\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/i-did-it.jpg\" alt=\"i-fucked-you\" width=\"450\" height=\"582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/i-did-it.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/i-did-it-231x300.jpg 231w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6038\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Maybe, not yours, dude!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A husband and wife decided they needed to use &#8220;code&#8221; to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. 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