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\"funny-lion-horse-ride\"<\/a>

Horse ride.<\/p><\/div>\n

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.<\/p>\n

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.<\/p>\n

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, “Are they relatives of yours?<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

“Yes,” his wife replied. “I married into the family<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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