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\"funny-girl-not-everything-is-flat-in-florida\"<\/a>

Blonde is blonde. I love them i because they are not flat generally.<\/p><\/div>\n

A young brunette goes into the doctor\u2019s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.<\/p>\n

“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”<\/p>\n

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.<\/p>\n

She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.<\/p>\n

The doctor says, “You\u2019re not really a brunette, are you?”<\/p>\n

She says, “No, I\u2019m really a blonde.<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

“I thought so,” he says. “Your finger is broken<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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