{"id":1896,"date":"2011-09-17T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-17T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1896\/blonde-jokes\/three-wishes-for-blondes\/"},"modified":"2011-09-16T14:41:14","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T14:41:14","slug":"three-wishes-for-blondes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1896\/blonde-jokes\/three-wishes-for-blondes\/","title":{"rendered":"Three wishes for blondes"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"I-rule-because-I-have-pussy\"<\/a>

Even blobde knows her weapon.<\/p><\/div>\n

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie\u2019s lamp.<\/p>\n

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.”<\/p>\n

The first said, “I wish I were smarter.”<\/p>\n

So, she became a redhead.<\/p>\n

The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.”<\/p>\n

She became a brunette.<\/p>\n

The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!”<\/p>\n

So, she became a man<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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