{"id":1895,"date":"2011-09-17T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-17T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1895\/kids-jokes\/what-the-new-year-looks-like\/"},"modified":"2011-09-16T14:37:01","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T14:37:01","slug":"what-the-new-year-looks-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1895\/kids-jokes\/what-the-new-year-looks-like\/","title":{"rendered":"what the new year looks like"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6018\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-how-to-lift-baby.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6018\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6018\" title=\"funny-how-to-lift-baby\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-how-to-lift-baby.jpg\" alt=\"funny-how-to-lift-baby\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-how-to-lift-baby.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-how-to-lift-baby-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/funny-how-to-lift-baby-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6018\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just an instruction<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A family of three where sitting next to the TV watching the countdown for the new year.<\/p>\n<p>The two brothers (one 7 the other 5) cheered when the countdown had finished.<\/p>\n<p>The youngest one raced to the nearest window to look outside. 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