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\"Sexy--black-coffee,<\/a>

Who cares about the coffee!<\/p><\/div>\n

A Man joined a big multi-national company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Get me a coffee quickly!”<\/p>\n

The voice from the other side responded,”You fool you\u2019ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you\u2019re talking to, dumbo?”<\/p>\n

“No”, replied the trainee.<\/p>\n

“It\u2019s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”<\/p>\n

The man shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?”<\/p>\n

“No.”, replied the Managing Director.<\/p>\n

“Good!”, replied the trainee and put down the phone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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