{"id":189,"date":"2011-11-25T22:01:35","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T22:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/189\/people-jokes\/get-in-line\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T15:07:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T15:07:20","slug":"get-in-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/189\/people-jokes\/get-in-line\/","title":{"rendered":"Get in line"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by.  Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed   by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6340\" title=\"funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother-400x313.jpg\" alt=\"funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother\" width=\"400\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother-400x313.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother-150x117.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother.jpg 401w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first   hearse.  \u201cMy wife,\u201d the man replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI&#8217;m sorry,\u201d said Bill, \u201cwhat happened to her?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy dog bit her and she died.\u201d  Bill then asked the man who was in the second   hearse.  The man replied, \u201cMy mother-in-law.  My dog bit her and she died as well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bill thought about this for a while.  He finally asked the man, \u201cCan I borrow your dog?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To which the man replied, \u201c<strong>Get in line<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/189\/people-jokes\/get-in-line\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. 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