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  1. When you take a long time, you\u2019re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he\u2019s thorough.<\/li>\n
  2. When you don\u2019t do it, you\u2019re lazy. When your boss doesn\u2019t do it, he\u2019s too busy.<\/li>\n
  3. When you make a mistake, you\u2019re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he\u2019s only human<\/strong>.<\/li>\n
  4. When doing something without being told, you\u2019re overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that\u2019s initiative.<\/li>\n
  5. When you take a stand, you\u2019re being pig-headed. When your boss does it, he\u2019s being firm.<\/li>\n
  6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you\u2019re being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he\u2019s being original.<\/li>\n
  7. When you please your boss, you\u2019re arse-creeping. When your boss pleases his boss, he\u2019s being co-operative.<\/li>\n
  8. When you\u2019re out of the office, you\u2019re wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he\u2019s on business<\/strong>.<\/li>\n
  9. When you\u2019re on a day off sick, you\u2019re always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.<\/li>\n
  10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it\u2019s because he\u2019s overworked.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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