{"id":1888,"date":"2011-09-10T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-10T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1888\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/a-man%e2%80%99s-brain-cells\/"},"modified":"2011-08-30T06:32:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T06:32:13","slug":"a-man%e2%80%99s-brain-cells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1888\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/a-man%e2%80%99s-brain-cells\/","title":{"rendered":"A man\u2019s brain cells"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"funny<\/a>

Dog just likes man, proven.<\/p><\/div>\n

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man\u2019s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.<\/p>\n

“Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer.<\/p>\n

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, “HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?”<\/p>\n

Then she heard a very faint voice echo from far, far away…<\/p>\n

“We\u2019re down here<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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