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\"funny-shit-slogan-i-will-not-love-you-long-time\"<\/a>

Another loyal wife.<\/p><\/div>\n

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.<\/p>\n

Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.<\/p>\n

I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”<\/p>\n

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.<\/p>\n

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.<\/p>\n

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!” She had a box her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.<\/p>\n

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.<\/p>\n

So her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren\u2019t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.”<\/p>\n

The loyal wife replied, “Listen, I\u2019m an honest loyal wife, I can\u2019t go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”<\/p>\n

“You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?”<\/p>\n

“I sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check.. If he can cash it, he can spend it<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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